can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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