You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Pants 0. Shit 1.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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