How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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