I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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