My brain says no but my pants say off.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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