your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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