if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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