I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize