I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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