her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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