just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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