so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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