scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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