I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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