I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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