You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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