Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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