is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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