Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
