Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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