great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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