I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
My feet surprised me
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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