She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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