we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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