Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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