North Korea, Best Korea!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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