No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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