The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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