I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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