is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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