Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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