U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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