C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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