Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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