oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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