is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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