actually, I'm a sock model
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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