is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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