Whod you bang
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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