508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Let's paint friendship bongs
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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