I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Terrible idea I love it
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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