I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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