I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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