PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Still dying that you shit outside
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Randomize
