if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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