I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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