Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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