She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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