this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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