I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
