I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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