Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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